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| 10. |
With romance novels,
you can enjoy a different hero every night
of the week (and no one raises an eyebrow). |
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| 9. |
A good man is hard
to find, but good romance novels are everywhere. |
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| 8. |
A romance novel
has never, ever left dirty socks on the floor,
eaten biscuits in bed, or asked if you've
gained a few pounds. |
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| 7. |
A romance novel
can satisfy you every time (and if it doesn't,
just grab another one off the shelf). |
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| 6. |
Your friends and
family don't hassle you if they don't like
your current romance novel. They don't pressure
you to find the "right" one before
it's too late. |
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| 5. |
You don't get jealous
if you see your best friend enjoying your
favourite romance novel (in fact, you're probably
the one who lent it to her). |
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| 4. |
If you don't like
your current romance novel, you can just toss
it out, without any fuss, guilt, or drunken
2:00 a.m. phone calls to worry about. |
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| 3. |
A romance novel
can keep going all night long. |
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| 2. |
A romance novel
never falls asleep before the climax... |
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| 1. |
...and isn't insulted
if you fall asleep. |
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