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September 2003 Spotlight Featured Article

Where Do You Get Your Ideas? Top 10 Smart-Alecky Answers to the Eternal Question That Plagues Writers Everywhere
by Sheri Radford

10.  From space aliens.
   
9. Why? Are you selling some? Are they fresh? How much do you want for them?
   
8. I steal my ideas from other writers, of course.
   
7. The idea fairy leaves them under my pillow at night—but only if I've been really, really good.
   
6. Ideas? Who needs ideas? Just throw a couple of attractive characters together in a spicy sex scene and a book practically writes itself.
   
5. Costco sells really big ideas at reasonable prices, and also family packs of ideas. For small, last-minute ideas, I go to the corner store. Ikea has better prices, but you have to put the ideas together yourself.
   
4. That's rather a personal question. I wouldn't dream of asking you where your children came from—even the one who looks suspiciously like your husband's devilishly handsome best friend...
   
3. I dance naked under a full moon after bathing in fresh rainwater poured from a unicorn's horn, and the almighty goddess of writing bestows new ideas on me. Care to join me?
   
2. That's a trade secret, more closely guarded than how they get the Caramilk inside the Caramilk bar. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
   
1. I wait for a stranger to come up to me and say, "Have I got an idea for you!" Then I write the book, do dozens of rewrites until the book seems perfect to me, sell my soul to find a publisher, do even more rewrites to make the editor happy, and finally split the money 50-50 with the person who gave me the original idea. Because that's the really tough part, coming up with the idea.

Sheri Radford is a member of GVC.

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